Crypto Trader Digest

Reality Test

Am I dreaming - or is AI investing as easy as buying a subscription to Citrini Research and buying every stonk they write about?

Jun 8 • Arthur Hayes

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May 2026

The Butterfly Touch

(Any views expressed here are the personal views of the author and should not form the basis for making investment decisions, nor be construed as a…

May 11 • Arthur Hayes

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April 2026

No Trade Zone

Because Maelstrom's trading went quiet in the first quarter, many of our brokers occasionally ping me asking my thoughts on the market and if there is…

Apr 15 • Arthur Hayes

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March 2026

$HYPE Man

Into the frozen forest and up the steep volcano we go. It’s just another day of ski touring meditation. Encased in the quiet of a snowy forest, my…

Mar 9 • Arthur Hayes

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iOS Warfare

At the behest of the most peaceful president in US history, Donald J. Trump, the US Department of War and OpenAI launched their offensive...

Mar 1 • Arthur Hayes

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February 2026

This Is Fine

When the fire alarm rings in your apartment or office building, you usually dismiss it. But sometimes death comes swiftly to those who ignore obvious…

Feb 17 • Arthur Hayes

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January 2026

Woomph

The mountain go “Woomph”. Me: Did you hear that? In the valley of powder, certain sounds cause an immediate need to stop, listen, and adapt.

Jan 27 • Arthur Hayes

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Frowny Cloud

(Any views expressed here are the personal views of the author and should not form the basis for making investment decisions, nor be construed as a…

Jan 14 • Arthur Hayes

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Suavemente

I imagine that a certain cohort of the Venezuelan diaspora is letting it rip right now in the narco-finance capital of the Western Hemisphere … Miami…

Jan 5 • Arthur Hayes

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December 2025

Love Language

If I had an online dating profile, it would sound something like this:

Dec 19, 2025 • Arthur Hayes

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November 2025

Adapt or Die

Less than a decade ago, the elevated and distinguished TradFi scallywags heaped scorn and disdain on the 100x leverage crypto derivatives market BitMEX…

Nov 27, 2025 • Arthur Hayes

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Snow Forecast

It’s that time again when I become an armchair meteorologist. Concepts like La Nina and El Niño enter my lexicon. Predicting a storm’s...

Nov 17, 2025 • Arthur Hayes

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